Topics discussed include whether or not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Superheroes, the FBI stealing Civil War gold, the addition of a 5th ocean to the map, the possibility of Matthew McConaughey as Texas Governor, an epic fight in the potato chip isle at Walmart, NBA free agency, SEC expansion, a real life ghost ship off the coast of Somalia, a vampire crime in a remote Romanian village, Patton Oswalt's father's run-in with a UFO, and whether or not dinosaurs are really extinct.