Topics discussed include an alphabet parade, Lil Dicky & GATA, Wes' newfound love of BLTs, the sickening ending to the saga of Jason Ravnsborg, Alabama blocking 3rd party politicians, a partnership between China and the Taliban, a KFC hotel, college and NFL football, a woman who hasn't slept in 40 years, the government controlling weather in Dubai, Loch Ness Monster sightings, and why nothing is more terrifying than plants.