Topics discussed on this episode include the Great Phone Outage of 2024, the show being banned in China, another Alabama inmate with missing organs, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign finance practices, obituary pirates, the greatest owl of all-time, the collapse of college football, NBA All-Star Weekend, Super Bowl 58, the discovery of a new planet, the return of the Bubonic Plague, the spirit of a little girl captured on camera in England, and the Mysterious Case of the Circleville Letters.